We got drunk girls how bout you?

Fuck Drunk Girls

by Jim Jones

There are plenty of reasons to live. I know that whenever a cloudy day arrises, there is always that potential piece of sweet pussy wating down at the local bar. You know the type, she has had about 3 shots too many and now her drunk ass is ready to get home and put to sleep. You know fuck her lights out kinda sleep. The sleep where her drunk ass wakes up in the morning walking like a fucking cowboy who just rode across the Mojave on a jackass.

These drunk coeds literally liter my local bar scene. Daddy just sent them to school, loaded the plastic up with a couple $G'z and moved her into the dorm. Now she is out living like a rockstar getting drunk and fucking a new frat rat every night. Thats the life. Fuck Drunk Girls!

Hardcore Partying

What is it about a group of girls, a bottle of tequilla and my dick that always ends up in a drunken sex orgy smeared across my living room? My maid has to mop the marble on a daily basis thanks to my precious gold tequilla stash. Fuck Drunk Girls!

Get your girl faded and the pussy will be moist like fresh baked brownies:

1. Drunk girls have wetter pussies. It's scientifically proven not just because they piss more but because there is more liquid in their bodies.
2. Fucking a drunk bitch is not considered "taking advantage" because alcohol is actually an aphrodisiac equivelant to female viagra. Women take it to have sex with guys they want to hustle for bankroll anyway.
3. Is there a better way to celebrate spring break besides sticking your dick inside of a hundred wasted chicks who are slobbering on their tits and begging to get banged by someone, anyone!?
4. If god didn't want us to fuck drunk girls, he would have kept prohibition in full effect. Shit, Jesus turned water to wine, how often do you think he was pounding the firewater out of a sexy sinner?
5. Hot drunk girls at TakeThisLastShot.com (It doesn't hurt to wear a rubber when you fuck young drunk girls. )
6. Under Age Liabilities? (Photo copy her I.D.)

Don't get stung by drunk jail bait. Do your homework and you will only be banging of-age hotties who just love to get sloppy.

Every time I bring an inhebriated co-ed back to my fucking sex dungeon, the first thing I do is take a digital image of her drivers license, to be safe.

We test all of our methods for getting college girls drunk then fucking their lights out. This is truelly the ultimate destination for fucking fine ass drunk girls.

Questions?:Sex While Drunk

Confused about whether or not you should be fucking your drunk girlfriend or wife? Fret no longer as alcohol will never be outlawed thanks to the strong lobbyists that jingle balls in your local government building!

Jim Jones , fictitious character, and Internet pimp.